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Thursday, 25 June 2015
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LAND UP IN A DISASTROUS COLLEGE.
1.Your college is built nowhere
2.Your teacher’s favourite activity is well umm, sadism
3.Likeliness of catching Wi-Fi is the same as that of catching a Unicorn, elf or an Afro-Chinese guy
4. Hence your social life takes a bad hit
4.Offspring’s of Umbridge and Joffrey populate your college
5.Your college’s fest looks like something even the Taliban would be ashamed of
6.Food is charged like it’s 1929's depression all over again
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| OFF TO BUY A SANDWICH |
7.The guys managing your college are actually, quite literally thick as bricks
8.It’s like kindergarten all over again, you’re taking mid-day naps, you miss your mommy and you're class is full of retards
9.Its the little things that will suddenly make you happy.
10.Your teacher's argument's logic will ruin you're brains forever.
11.Your proxy skills shall make you nothing less than a knight
12. Because of all this kids begin resorting to many, many "joint" sessions
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| XD |
13. Sunday's are free? ahaha *begins crying*
alas, never forget to fight for your right to party(Sorry, I had to reference this somewhere)
NOTE: THIS HAS NO RESEMBLANCE TO MY COLLEGE. AND THANKS JEET FOR POINT 8
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Saturday, 7 March 2015
WHAT JAPANESE RE-MILITARIZATION MEANS FOR INDIA
Well, the short
answer is good, but we’re not here to discuss short answers. So, let’s begin.
Let’s discuss
some history first. After the Japanese lost the 2nd World War, it allowed the Americans to
re-write and modify its constitution into making them a pacifist nation. The
article 9 of the Japanese Constitution states Japan
”forever renounces
war as an instrument for settling international disputes and declares that
Japan will never again maintain “land, sea, or air forces or other war
potential”, in order to protect Japan’s neighbours from possible future
aggression from the Japanese.”
Although this
may be true, the Japanese have kept a considerable sized armed force for
practical reasons, namely for China and North Korea. Infact, The Japanese
Self-Defence Force (JSDF or SDF) has participated in several UN Peacekeeping
missions in Golan Heights and Nepal and also have had a non-combat presence in
Iraq. But two incidents suddenly seemed to have changed things. One of them
being the Senkaku islands and the second being the beheading of 2 Japanese
journalists in Iraq by IS. Senkaku islands are uninhabited islands near Taiwan
upon which China, Japan and Taiwan claim to be their own. The tension has
escalated further after potential Oil and Natural gas resources have been found
near the islands. The islands are also a large fish-rich region hence its
economic significance is paramount. According to Japan, China has been
repeatedly trying to capture the island by force using its navy and the
sovereignty of Japan needs to be protected and hence, a regular armed force
needs to be raised.
Also from the
wake of the beheading of 2 journalists in Iraq openly indicates how easily
Japanese citizens can be targeted without any thought of retaliation because of
their article 9. These two reasons has sparked a debate upon the particular
articles’ interpretation and current government trying to get the article
removed or atleast altered.
Although
Rearming of Japan is probably a far-fetched idea, but if by a chance this may
happen there will be several major consequences to be seen in the region.
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| Civilians from all three countries have tried to forcefully enter the island |
WHAT IT MAY MEAN FOR INDIA
There is obvious
evidence of India and China trying to compete each other on economic resources,
specifically on South-China Sea and the Indian Ocean. The recent stand-off
between India and China on India’s Oil and Gas investment in South-China Sea
with Vietnam is the most recent incident proving this. The famous theory of the
‘The String of Pearls’ has also put India on the guard. To those who don’t
know, the String of Pearls is an ‘informal’ theory of what China plans to do in
the Indian Ocean. It has created a set of important bases in and around India
and several places in Africa to supposedly tackle India’s expansion onto the
Indian Ocean. The largest among these is probably the Gwadar port of Pakistan
whose operations have been given off to a Chinese state-run company. China has
also invested large amounts in the Chittagong port as well as in Hambantota in
Sri Lanka and ports in Sudan and Kenya as well. This is an alarming development
as it puts India’s naval capabilities well within China’s strike range
(Although all bases are not militarized, so to say) and Japan’s increase in
Naval budget spending will certainly steer away some of China’s advances upon
the Indian Ocean. This will definitely put India at a bit of ease.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE JAPANESE
There are 2
sides to this, obviously it’s going to hit the economy and by hit I mean drain,
in today’s current economic crisis increasing investment on the defence budget
will dry the coffers. Japan also simply does not have the manpower China does
and any armed conflict at this point will be disastrous at worst. But the
upside here is also that China will begin to get wary of Japan’s capabilities
along with its alliance with the U.S and help protect its economic interests in
the region. This is simply paramount. This will not only help boost the economy
it will establish Japan even more so as a world player who can still flex it’s
muscles if it has to. This message will reach the IS as well.
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Inspecting The Guard Of Honour.
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WHAT SHOULD BE DONE
China has made
several enemies amongst its neighbours and If Japan and India want to truly
counter the Chinese they need to tap into this aspect. Countries such as
Philippines, Mongolia, South Korea, Russia, Myanmar, Taiwan, Kazakhstan and
Vietnam have been facing aggression by the Chinese and will willingly help
India and Japan in this aspect, it depends on the hands of the respective governments
on what they will decide to do, how they will decide it, and most importantly
when. Because if China’s rise goes unchecked it will signal to the world on how
violence and aggression can be effectively used to achieve one’s goals, which
is not what countries like India would like to portray, because if this
can be done, it will signal to the war-mongers towards our western borders
that India can be easily undermined and subdued by aggression. There is an
urgent need to check such advancements by creating strong alliances with such
nations. It a watch and wait game I suppose.
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
FRENCH TOAST IN THE “SEMI-ARID DESERT”
While everyone is focussed on what is happening in Iraq, Syria or even Gaza everyone forgot about the fact that French has sent a 3000-strong force to Chad, for sub-Saharan Africa to battle Islamic militancy. They have been doing small-scale missions for quite some time now, but an operation on this scale has surprised everyone. The reason I’ve personally taken this issue up is because, well, it’s a welcome change from the news from what’s happening in Iraq and Gaza
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PRELUDE:
Let’s revert ourselves to the year 2011. Libya was experiencing a civil war and unlike India African countries do not share the same sense of nationalism, they’re mainly divided into tribes. So when the Libyan war began several sects of the Tuareg Tribes began joining in the fight in Libya, some because they were on Gaddhafi payroll and others who fought against him because their tribe didn't like the way he rolled, this meant cross-border tribes too came into the conflict(Here I speak of the country Mali). After the war was over and everyone was off to business as usual, the cross-border dudes began to return (here we speak of Mali-Northern) due to variety of reasons majority being well, umm they didn't belong there? (Haha, sorry). But along with coming back they also had tons of weapons and ammunitions from the war they had just fought. So upon arriving back to Mali the dudes organised themselves into a militia called MNLA-National Movement For the liberation of Azawad. (Why not NMLA? Don’t ask) and began attacking the Malian government and its forces.They actually managed to capture large swaths of lands in the north. France really didn’t seem to care here because MNLA didn’t have anything against France and also didn’t possess any other worldly ambitions.But in June 2012 couple of months after the whole fighting in Mali had begun and Azawad was free came a third party in the fight. The Islamists. Now MNLA came under attack from these guys and began taking a pounding, mainly from groups like Ansar Dine and Movement For Oneness Of Jihad In West Africa. These groups began capturing territories from the MNLA and began to implement the Sharia law upon the land. They were infact almost at the verge of capturing the capital of Mali when the French went Oh Merde!
FRENCH ANGLE:
Apart from being the colonial rulers of the region for a long time the French also have crucial economical investments in the region one of the majority being the uranium investment in Niger (Just South of Mali) by Areva of 1.9 Billion Euros, for the electricity projects in France (almost 3/4th of France’s energy comes from Nuclear Power Plants). MNLA wasn’t really a threat as they were happy with Azawad, but when the Islamic militant groups came barging in it wasn’t something France could tolerate. Hence to combat that threat France sent a 4000+ strong force, naming it Operation Serval( Serval is a really cool African cat you can’t really have as a pet). Intense fighting began between the French and Islamist militants. Also, seeing this MNLA also decided to join the fight alongside the Malian Government. Soon enough the Islamic militants took a pounding and fell back. The operation was a success and eventually the French Forces withdrew.For support French allies U.K, Germany, Denmark, Belgium, Dutch, Canada and United States chipped in logistical support. Along with this even African led forces were sent to Mali. Apart from all this Chad (The country) sent a fighting force Of almost 2000 troops to fight alongside the French.
OUTCOME:
The whole mission was a success and was praised far and wide by international bodies as well as countries to combat terrorism. The example set by the French was interesting because they managed not only to push back the Militants but were also able to restore peace, although the MNLA issue remains, but overall the mission was a success. As of now the French have decided to back this Operation Serval with Operation Barkhane( Meaning sandune in the desert, basically another thing you cannot have as a pet, well you could but there would certainly be questions raised upon your mental health), which basically consists of 3000-strong French force being sent to five countries Burkina Faso, Chad, Mauritania, Mali and Niger the countries that span the Sahel region(Except Sudan and Somalia, Senegal).These countries shall prove to be crucial because these are the countries that are most endangered by terrorism. The most interesting part here remains to be seen is how the French plan to carry out this operation and also maintain peace in one of the most volatile, resource rich and ever forgotten regions in the world.
Sunday, 15 June 2014
YES, THERE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME WHEN HINDI MUSIC WAS COOL, UNTIL BOLLYWOOD RUINED IT (90’S)
Most of the music I listen to is generally English. But only yesterday when my music was being played on shuffle Lucky Ali’s “Tere Mere Saath” began to play. It’s a song that threw me back to my childhood and took me to that special place and gave me that special feeling everybody once felt, Nostalgia. That time was just too special with songs being released on cassettes and music videos being played on TV. This got me thinking, where on earth is everyone?
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT HERE?
To those 90’s kids and those early 2000’s kids (like me) who were aware of stuff, they’d know exactly what I mean. It was an era for independent musicians, a time when pop was cool and was given the tag of indipop which made it sound even cooler. It was a time when there were actually music charts, yes something totally unheard of now. There were also music videos that had Daler mehndi just appearing out of a weird-ball-of-fire to sing a song for us and then just cloning himself to half a dozen others (Tunak Tunak, Anyone?)
Well to give a brief background picture, the advent of amitabh bacchan too had to be credited to bring about the music of the 90's, from the late 70's to well into the 80's music was hardly given any weightage in cinema, it was mostly action and drama that were at the fore, this degraded the quality of music bollywood had seen in the 50's and 60's. This sorta ushered in the new era where people began to experiment and start creating new type of music because really people had gotten bored of the stuff they'd heard earlier.
SOME OF THE BEST MUSICIANS CAME DURING THIS
TIME
Soulful Lucky Ali
The music video of “Dekha Hai Aise Bhi” is one of
the few music videos I vividly remember as a kid. His Hitchhiking across the
American mid-west and meeting mysterious
Indians, who incidentally had the habit of standing at boulders and waving to
buses in their traditional attire. Apart from all that being said his songs
were truly soulful deriving influences from Arabic, latin and even folk songs
from India. “Tere Mere Saath” and “Kabhi Aisa Lagta Hai” is one of the few
hindi songs that are always on my playlist.
Euphoria
"Maeri" along with "Dhoom Pichak", "Kaise Bhulege Mera
Naam", "Sha na na" are classic tunes churned out by the band, The band’s essence
was the use of traditional mix of Indian instruments along with electric and
bass guitar and drums gave the band a very standout and melodic sound.
Remo Fernandes
I still have a cassette of Remo’s at my place.
Most of you might know the choreographer Remo but this Remo was way funkier if
you ask me. “Humma Humma” and “O Meri Munni” are one of his best known tracks. His
Goan attitude and vocals were a distinct departure from the music that we had
ever heard in the Indian music scene.
Biddu
Biddu is a well know face in both the
international as well as the Indian scene. One of the most successful producers
ever he’s ranked 34 in top 50 producers ever by NME. His disco music along with
collaboration with Indian and Pakistani artists gave birth to blockbuster
songs. Disco Deewane, Boom Boom, Made in India (Alisha Chinai) are just a few
to name.
The Others
Daler mehndi’s “Tunak Tunak” also was a big rage
along with brother sister duo Shaan and Sagarika’s ”Aisa Hota Hai” Sonu Nigam’s
“Deewana Tera” Silk Route with “Dooba Dooba”. Other artists that were big
too during that time were Falguni Pathak, Rabbi Shergill, Baba Sehgal and rock
bands such as Pentagram and Motherjane (Last two not in Music Sales necessarily)
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| Yes, she was fine. |
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| When Daler calls you, you go! |
WHY BOLLYWOOD SPOILED EVERYTHING, AGAIN
Bollywood can never see the rise of independent artists and independent labels. Although I can’t really blame them for wanting to have hit songs in their movies but making artists sing “Tere Touch Pe Maine Kia Ouchh” is just a sheer waste of talent and energy. Bollywood producers hired these artists, killed their artistic freedom and made them sing songs which were on the lines of the film only. Although they did make a few good songs but all in all it finished the originality spirit that we so enjoyed in the same artists when they were independent.
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| Need i say more? |
In my opinion although bollywood has done bad to
the independent artists scene, it can be used to it’s advantage too. In my
personal opinion if bollywood guys could just pick-up music for their movies
from independent artist who have already made music (Like English movies do
sometimes) it could cater to the audiences as well and also give a fresh lease
of life to these artists who are just being ignored and their talents wasted. Well,
atleast that’s the dream.
I MUST’VE DEFINETELY LEFT OUT A FEW ARTISTS OF THE
90’S, IF YOU HAVE SOME DO COMMENT BELOW!
Sunday, 8 June 2014
FORGOTTEN ROLE OF THE BRITISH INDIAN ARMY IN WORLD WORLD 2
Seeing the anniversary posts of the D-day and other
such World war 2 events, as an Indian it made me wonder “Where were we Indians?” when
all this was happening. As I read on further it made me realize there was a
whole history behind this waiting to get explored. As I explored I found some
interesting details. So, here I’m going to explain what and where did India
play its role in the Bloodiest war the World had ever seen.
Let’s begin with the background first. To begin with Indian army had already seen intense operations in the Waziristan and Pashtu regions (Now Pakistan) but its number were low, to around just two lacs, but by the time the war was over it numbered to well above 25 lac soldiers. In fact this is the largest volunteer army till date.
Let’s break it down for you guys, there were
basically 3 major fronts India participated in
*North Africa
*South-Asia
*Europe
1.
NORTH AFRICA
In the year 1940
around 36,000 Indian troops were sent to North Africa as reinforcements. These
and some other troops amassed together formed the 5th Indian Army
Division. These men along with the others that came in later from Syria which
would ultimately be called the “Eight Army” as a whole. The men from this
division suffered heavy losses throughout the war and had in several cases
helped other regiments withdraw safely. They were instrumental in holding back
the aggressive German “Afrika korps” commanded by the famous Field Marshall Erwin
Rommel. Later on towards 1944 this same army also went on to capture Libya and
Tunisia from German control and thus driving away German presence from Africa
itself
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| Two crew members of a Sherman tank of the Scinde Horse, part of the Indian 31st Armoured Division in Iraq, March 1944 |
Along the southern
side of Egypt (Sudan and Ethiopia) Indian army was part of the operation to
clear out the Italians, who had captured the area. This is crucial because if
this hadn't been done it would've left Egypt woefully vulnerable to attack from
two fronts.
2. SOUTH-ASIA
This army was one of
the most valuable army of the whole war and was also the most forgotten. The
Fourteenth army responsible for the South-Asian front is also referred as the
“Forgotten Army”
One of the first, if
not the first attack by the Japanese was of Hong Kong which was defended by
Indian troops but was forced to surrender eventually.
Throughout the war
Fourteenth army defended India when the Japanese conquered Burma, the new jungle
fighting tactics were unknown back then due to which the army suffered massive
losses, this happened throughout 1943 and 44.
Eventually, after a few offensives Indian army gained the upper hand and
started pushing the Japanese back. Around 1945 onwards till the end of the war
Indian troops liberated countries such as Thailand, Cambodia, Malaysia,
Singapore and Vietnam from Japanese occupation. This considerably weakened the
Japanese war effort thereby easing the work for the Americans.
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| The British commander and Indian crew of a Sherman tank of the 9th Royal Deccan Horse, 255th Indian Tank Brigade, encounter a newly liberated elephant on the road to Meiktila, Burma 1945 |
3.
EUROPE
In 1943 Indian troops
landed on the European Mainland in Italy. In Italy dynamics of war was a little
different, here the local population favored the allies and the whole country
was defended by the Germans, doing so by dividing the country into strongholds.
Indian armies along with other allies including the Americans attacked these
lines and were slowly breached. Barbara Line, Berhardt Line, and the Gothic
Lines were such major lines. One of the famous battles of this front was that
of “Monte Cassino” which was fought twice with the Indians participating in the
second. It was a German stronghold and several armies had perished trying to
attack it, eventually with the help of Indian troops allies overcame the
Germans.
| Somewhere along the Italian Front |
On 29th April 1945 the Germans had surrendered Italy.
This account may have been a brief explanation but India’s role can’t be undermined, In North-Africa Indians protected and fought in Egypt, without them the Germans would've eventually reached Cairo and accessed oil wells of Middle-East. In East-Asia Indians were responsible for defending India itself and liberating half a dozen other countries. And on the Italian Front attacking the Germans and liberating Italy as well. Apart from all this in countries such as Greece and Iraq Indian armies were deployed to protect economic as well as strategic interests of the allies, without them defending these places the allied war effort would've crumbled with the axis laying hands on crucial supplies they so needed during the war. Around 4,000 Gallantry awards were given away. This being said noone remembers the men that fought for Indian independence indirectly by obeying the pact of British that was if troops supplied for the war they would leave India.
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Saturday, 7 June 2014
6 WAYS TO MAKE IT ALIVE OFF A SLEEPER COACH OF AN INDIAN TRAIN
Imagine yourself to be a person who has enjoyed the luxury of travelling in an A.C 3 tier Indian rail coach and has always had the company of a family member everytime you've traveled. Everytime.
Well I’m that guy.
So when unfortunate events conspire you to travel in a
sleeper class, alone, things turn a little haywire. So, here’s a simple guide for
you to take care of if you are faced with the same situation.
1. CARRY A BEDSHEET
Well when I saw a guy on my parallel berth
sleeping half-naked and rubbing his body
on the seat you tend to realize that some things are better left unsaid. Carry
a bedsheet.
2. HAND SANITIZER
You saw that coming, didn’t ya?
3. APPEAR TO BE POOR
I bet you look good in that awesome T-shirt and
funky jeans. But if one of your hobbies isn’t getting robbed in a train then start
dressing like a hobo. Yes you heard me right , although you don’t have to dress
sooo poorly that the T.T is forced to kick you off the train but dressing a little below
your standards ain’t gonna hurt.
A classic example of a person looking forward getting
mugged.
4. Learn to say ‘NO’
Over the period of 24 hours I had encountered
numerous beggars some old women, some young with children on their laps,eunuch, some
limbless folk and some young healthy kids too. It isn't bad to help the poor but if
they’re coming straight off a conveyor belt you’ll have to consider Plan B, which is
saying NO.
Yes precisely.
5. Gather Allies
When you’re faced with the possibility of being
attacked along all the fronts it’s very likely that you will need allies and
the point is to choose them wisely, some might become wonderful companions and
others, uhh well heartless thugs in disguise waiting for an opportunity to slit
your throat. Judge is all I ask.
STRANGER - Would you like to be my friend?
ME - Emm how about no?
6. Wear Earplugs
There are gonna be several crying babies on the train
along with spirited elders trying to share their “funny”and "interesting" incidents with the
whole compartment and beyond using their loudness as a lethal tool at
nighttime.
A little unconventional but it’ll do
THAT'S IT FOLKS!
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