Saturday 14 November 2015

7 UNBELIEVABLE LESSONS EVERY MANAGER MUST LEARN FROM SMT.PRATIBHA PATILJI.

 

There are lots of women in India who can proudly say that they have gone beyond their duty to bring about concrete changes with our country . They have become ideal figures for us by being selfless and sacrificing. Women such as Sarojini Naidu, Vijaylaxmi Pandit, Rani Lakshmi Bai, PT Usha, Mary Kom, Kalpana Chawla, Bachendri Pal clearly have and the list goes on. 

And then we have ladies such as our first women President of India, Mrs.Pratibha Patil who has been is well erm uhh influential as erm erm..  Going forward, on 25th of July 2007 India’s first lady president was sworn in, after Abdul Kalam. 

Abdul Kalam -- a scientist, a patriot, a teacher and above all, a visionary. A man coming from humble beginnings and eventually, became known as one of the smartest people in India (Some might say world). A man with mass appeal who inspired millions. A man who literally built truckloads of missiles for India.

Yes, those are hard shoes to fill, conceded. So, when Pratibhaji was at the helm of Rashtrapati Bhavan we had great expectations. She eventually did meet them (hypothetically) if you care to continue reading on.

HERE ARE THE 7 OUTLANDISH LESSONS EVERY MANAGER MUST LEARN FROM PRATIBHA PATILJI WHILE SHE WAS SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT OF INDIA.



1. WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS -- USE THE TAXPAYERS MONEY AND STAY ABROAD FOREVER!


As a president it is the duty of a person to visit various nations and foster cultural and economic ties. Pratibha Patil did just that, well almost just that. She made 22 big ticket trips which cost the exchequer two billion rupees. She spent 79 days abroad alone.





2. FORGIVE PEOPLE FOR THE BAD THINGS THEY'VE DONE IN THEIR PAST. 


When it comes to justice, Pratibhaji is considered to be magnanimous and she is also known to never discriminate within people, even if they are hardened-criminals. During her term as the president,especially by the end, she is said to have pardoned the death sentences of 'ONLY' 35 convicts. These convicts who were sentenced to death by the court of justice were of course 'petty' criminals (yeah right) who apart from being petty murdered entire families, raped women, and some even possessed an unnatural inclination towards small children . One of the death row she pardoned is Piara Singh and his 3 sons who killed 18 people during a marriage function. She is since been dubbed as the most merciful president we've had in 30 years.. So much over-pouring mercy.



PRATIBHAJI SUCCESSFULLY SCORING A 3-POINTER



3. NEVER PLACE YOUR WORK BEFORE YOUR FAMILY. INFACT PLACE YOUR FAMILY ON A GOVERNMENT CHARTERED FLIGHT AND TOUR THE WORLD!




If these weren't enough godly virtues, she is also a person who loves her family, dearly. She is said to have taken along her grandsons and relatives to her foreign trips at our expense, making everyone wish for a newer grandma. When she headed a cooperative bank, she allegedly waived off interest rates for her relative and friends, saving them from giving large amounts of interests to evil, mean Sahukars. The RBI eventually cancelled the banks license on such irregularities.


PRATIBHAJI EXPRESSING HER DISLIKE FOR SLASH'S NEW HAIRCUT



4. DON'T JUST LOVE YOURSELF. LOVE YOURSELF 3x


This being said she taught the people of the country one important lesson, loving oneself. Pratibhaji also hiked her own salary by 300%. I mean if you’re qualified and capable why settle for less? People appearing for job interviews please take note.


HEY GUYS! THIS IS WAYY EASIER THAN IT LOOKS


5. ALWAYS KEEP THE GIFTS YOU'VE RECEIVED. IT’S RUDE NOT TO TAKE CARRY THEM HALFWAY ACROSS THE NATION.




Also by mistake she took all the gifts she received from foreign delegates to her hometown of Amravati. It had 155 gifts and needed 40 trucks. She had to later return it and probably got a slap on her wrist.


PRATIBHAJI SMILING WITH HER NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR YAMRAJ


6. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!




 Due to her initial retirement home being mired in controversy she eventually had to move to a different place where her home was expanded from 2,906ft to 6000ft, funnily enough according to the Presidents Pension Rules of 1962, a president’s retirement home should not exceed 2,000ft.


PRATIBHAJI DOING HER BEST TO SALUTE



7. DON’T BOTHER WITH THINGS YOU CANNOT CHANGE.




Pratibhaji is also said to be a reserved and quiet person, preferring to sit at home and chill when she has an important job to do, like take care of the country, encourage things like sports, health awareness, betterment of the poor and downtrodden, the farmers, reducing corruption, taking care of the armed forces, being the face of the nation, heck even attending events to light lamps and waving aimlessly at crowds.

RARE PHOTO OF PRATIBHAJI PETTING A DOG.



Plus I hear she makes badass Puran polis.
Who wouldn’t want her back; I say we get her back. Anyone with me?

*sahukar’s hindi for moneylender
P.S: Please don’t kill me for this.






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